has gotten Rose pregnant, much to the shock AND confusion of Rose,
Rose*exits a bathroom holding a positive pregnancy test stick*
*comes over to see her holding it*:Young one, what's that in your hand?
Rose:It's a pregnancy test, Master Qui-Gon.
Why were you taking it?
Rose:I think I'm pregnant is why.
How do you know, young one?
Rose:I skipped my time of the month for 2 months already.
And the window has a plus sign in it too.
Any idea who the father is?
Rose:How can YOU get ME pregnant, Master Qui-Gon? YOU'RE FREAKING 60 YEARS OLD!
Calm down, young one, I'm sure there's a scientific explanation for this!
Rose:What? Midichlorians? Give me a break, Master Qui-Gon!
I don't know of any other explanations, young one.
*comes in hearing their shouting match*:Rose, what's with all the shouting in here?
Rose:Qui's gotten me pregnant...
And we can't figure out how I did it.*sighs*
What?! YOU GOT ROSE PREGNANT?! How? YOU'RE FREAKING 60 YEARS OLD, MASTER!
Rose:That's what I said, Obikins.
Like I said...I don't know yet, Obi.*sighs*
*:I'm sorry I shouted at you, Master Qui-Gon, forgive me?
*smiles and gently holds his hand on her belly which stirs with their unborn child's starting development*:I do, never fear, young one.
Rose:Thank you, I love you, Master Qui-Gon.
I love you too, young one, for you are both sweet and the mother of my child.
Rose:How did you impregnate me though?
The Galaxy may never know.